Imaginary boys

Just because I'm overjoyed with my real-life boyfriend doesn't mean I've stopped loving all my imaginary ones. Conor Oberst with his melodramatic voice and excessive use of the most obvious similes,

Tyler Florence with his delicious foods,

Dave Eggers with his fantastic books and love of Journey, 

and Demetri Martin with his geeky word puzzle comedy. (BTW-if you have some time to kill, jump over to youtube and watch his "If I" BBC  special. It rules.)

I've even had time to develop a new imagination crush, but this time it's more on a blog than a man. Just when you thought it couldn't get dorkier, I go and tell you it's the bass player for DCFC! I can't help it. I'm obsessed with his blog, colony collapse. They're on tour now so he hasn't updated it since April, but I still check it every day. Yes, I really do have a real-life boyfriend! I'm not making it up! In fact, if not for my world rockingly great real-life boyfriend I never would have known that my supposed #1 imaginary boyfriend Conor just put out a new record! What a bad imaginary girlfriend I've been. Don't worry, I remedied the situation. I signed up for the Mystic Valley Band e-newsletter and I bought the new record. Surely Conor will understand.